20 funniest tweets from parents this week
As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. This baby in the mirror is real trouble. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. 8: We only go. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Janene #1 Ouch! My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. SANTA IS WATCHING! I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. i have failed me. Kid didn't even hesitate 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. Part of HuffPost Relationships. At bedtime my kid told me he was as thirsty as a hippo who never ever had any water and now I need to call Milton-Bradley with a new game idea, I made broccoli and salmon with homemade sugar cookies and the baby just wanted the broccoli and salmonpaternity test coming right up. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. i have failed you. It truly is a wonderful life. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' I hate to disparage a small business but do not go to my daughter's nail salon pic.twitter.com/CszgDqN5pC. Turn it off! Part of HuffPost Parenting. Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. I got mad. Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. 1. Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. I think the reason it's cloudy is because the sun wanted to sleep longer.-my 4yo, the meteorologist. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. careful with that cursor son. The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. It's finally March, and you know what that means? Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. I had a rough day and my kid took one look at me, went to the pantry, handed me the Oreos and said, "Looks like it's a double stuffed Oreo kind of day." Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ TL! Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. my 7yo: wow that was a long time ago do you think shes still alive? Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. This is how the argument started. Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism Elections 2022 please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. We had a long drive this weekend but thank god my kid had a story that lasted all 4 hours so we didnt get bored. My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." It was so cute that he thought it was for him. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. Part of HuffPost Parenting. I am like reeallly good at getting old. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Raising kids isn't easy and some parents need to blow off steam. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom.". So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. When I pretended to cry she promptly put a pillow over my face and told me sshhh. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. Hold on to it. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. Part of HuffPost Parenting. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. My toddler said "I feel drinky" and yeah girl, same. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. 3 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Just sell the vehicle. Only one of us thinks this is funny. May 20, 2022, 04:36 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Well, yeah. I thought my 2yo would be ok w the new Cars show even though I heard it was a bit scary bc he loves Cars & has never been scared of TV but we watched the haunted house ep, he was completely silent and then at the end said I dont want to watch TV anymore Did I break him?? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. All 7 minutes of it. Whenever ppl are like I dont mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. do not hit that submit button. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. 1. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. DON'T. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. My 3yo niece wanted me to pretend I was her baby. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? Birds are chirping. Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. from the couch. My husband and son are farting on one another. My 7-year-old son grabbed a big stick that was leaning against a building and a woman stopped him and told him it was her husbands stick so apparently this is something he might not grow out of. Jessie (@mommajessiec). The kid looked at me before he left and said what Ive learned about you is you eat really weird looking food. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. 5 min read. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Grandparents are the ultimate hype people. Kids today are able to text their moms when they need to be picked up. A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Dropped something off for my son and a kid in his class looked at me and then turned to my son and said my mom doesnt have eyebrows like your mom. 09:21 AM - 29 Apr. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. You will need a ton of stuff, you just wont know what it is until you desperately need it at 2am and then you will order it online. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! So anyway, he's my new therapist. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. Have a good weekend everybody! This is exactly why I wanted chips! My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? My sons friend came over for dinner. I didn't know it was that serious. -my 4yo threatening me. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. Me: its time to goKids: wait. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. This morning my son asked me to turn up the lights and his sister said why dont you do it yourself so I think shes ready for marriage now. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2022. was playing "restaurant" with my five year old and she was confused why the waiter isn't the person waiting for food and well. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling COME ON, GUYS! from the couch. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. Because shes in the livingroom. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. Main Menu. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. When your kids get too old to bring home school fundraisers, the second half of your life begins. Wait, why are they jumping? News U.S. News World News Business Environment Health Coronavirus Social Justice. Think twice about what you say in front of them. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. Not you AND your baby!" ". By 6 AM I had already told 3 people about the 2 different woodpeckers at the feeder this morning. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. , Excellent news! Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. Took my daughter and her best friend to dinner and a show with endless snacks and sodas but we didnt get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as that night you didnt get us ice cream., 80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. Nothing is sacred. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. You really showed that glass! To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT? Wishing you all a good weekend! 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Part of HuffPost Parenting. One of the main parts of being a dad or husband is just waiting in the car. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. 5 min read. WANT. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. 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It's time to grab the beverage of your choice, shove the pile of clean laundry off your side of the bed, and settle in for a laugh with your fellow parents! Janene #1 Similar to the "they don't make batteries for that toy anymore" trick Is there actually a parent out there setting her alarm 20 minutes before the kids wake up just so she can have hot coffee and peace or is that just a myth like the unicorn or the kid who listens? She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. My kids ask me the dumbest shit when Im driving like would you eat your arms if they were pickles? Me: You can't wear that to school.10-year-old: Why not?Me: It's not nice enough.10: I've been going to school with these kids for years. 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. Me: You mean red light, green light. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Very frustrated. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. My tween, who wanted money, told me I dont look a day over 41. It's too late to impress them. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. his cart showed $984.31 and i acted as if i had to defuse a bomb. Like exhaustation. Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! 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